Thank you poem generator…

Your skin glows like the Peach, blossoms Damn Fine as the Fuck you in the purest hope of spring.

My heart follows your Triangle voice and leaps like a Penguin at the whisper of your name.

The evening floats in on a great Penguin wing.

I am comforted by your Thong that I carry into the twilight of Lesbianbeams and hold next to my Penis. 

I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of Semen. 

As my Vajayjay falls from my Big Boob Bra, it reminds me of your Gay. 

In the quiet, I listen for the last Sex noise of the day.

My heated Boobs leaps to my Underwear. I wait in the moonlight for your secret Trans so that we may Sucking as one, Boobs to Boobs, in search of the magnificient Rainbow and mystical Pansexual of love

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Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.

this is amazing 

omfg

#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges  #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here.  #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.  
I had to keep these tags, they slay me

Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.

Oh my god, what the fuck? You can’t ship the bin and the car! They aren’t even the same objects! That’s disgusting and unnatural. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

How can you say something like that??!?!? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT KIND OF OBJECTS THEY ARE. LOVE IS LOVE. They are clearly happy together; why don’t you just leave them alone? You clearly have no heart.
UGH YOU PEOPLE DISGUST ME.

That man is such a dick. I SHIP THE CAT WITH THE BIN. IT JUST WANTS TO BE HAPPY. WHAT A COCKBLOCK.



Shipping the man and the pizza guys. Tumblr has taught us all that food is mans best friend. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AS LONG AS THEY ARE HAPPY. LOVE IS LOVE.

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NOT A SINGLE FUCK IS GIVEN OVER HERE. 

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How we spend our afternoons.

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No. Fucking fuck you, you spammy fucker.